Photo, makeup, and editing by Maya Lazar

This girl writes bad poetry and good copy!

If you need copy, I'm your girl. If you need a joke, I'm also your girl. If you need stitches, go to a licensed medical provider.

​I traded Tumblr fame for the occasional viral TikTok and FuckJerry stealing my memes.

My terminally online habits have paid off. I authored a damn good tweet for KFC. And made Lil Nas X cry (?) on TikTok.

When I’m not online, find me cheering (screaming) for Ferrari, watching movies, and out of breath at a yoga class.